Haptic device heat SDK
Playing Nightmare mode in Dream of Pixels with all the fire in the background makes the phone hot - it’s a FEATURE - haptic stuff, a kind of force feedback, right? Uh UH - I think we should make an SDK around this with a really simple API sth like this maybe:
It would be quite complex on the inside, though - first we’d need to carefully assess the idle time of the GPU and CPU left in a certain game/app using it, then “burn” precisely the amount of CPU and GPU operations needed (varies per device) to heat it to the desired temperature.
Of course, we collect the analytics data on the heating of all devices world-wide and aggregate it to calculate the effect on the global warming - so it’s kind-of a green technology as well. Higher purposes and all that.